Irony - Noun 1. A situation in which something which was intended to have a particular result has the opposite or a very different result. 2. A means of expression which suggests a different, usually humorous or angry, meaning for the words used. Maiden - Noun 1. A girl or young woman. 2. Of or about the first of its type. 3. An aunt who is not married and is no longer young. 4. An over in cricket in which no runs are scored.
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Bad Apple
I hate weight watchers. I was raised on the idea that if you were hungry, you should eat a piece of fruit to tide you over to the next meal. (I was also raised on the clean your plate, bread is evil, and god doesn't like fat kids idea, but that's a whole nuther story). But in weight watchers, fruit carries points. Yoghurt carries even more. And god forbid you even look sideways at a piece of whole-grain bread, lest it smite thee.
I accept the idea of accountability. I relish the idea of balance and moderation. But I can't get over the concept of evil fruit.
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