The Tall Guy: trying to make me feel better "You're doing great! Remember how big you were right before you had Pugsley?"
Me: "Yeah, I was a whale..."
The Tall Guy: "You weren't a whale...."
Me: momentary "awwwwww how sweeeeet" moment before he continues
The Tall Guy: "....you were a whaling ship. Whales would see you and freak out. The 'Sea Shepherd' was throwing rancid butter on your decks."
|Whaling ship? I fail to see the resemblance.|
|Oh no, wait....there it is.|